I'm a [bad word]  I'm a [bad word]  I got a girl's bag, and a V-card.
I got three friends and a whack [bad word] ride, 
you can judge by the cover 'cause it's [bad word] on the inside.
No girls wanna [bad word] me, [bad word] me.
I don't give a [bad word]  don't adjust me,
just please shut your face hole for just one second.
" [bad word] you [bad word]  you're so [bad word] dumb."
Dumb, I'm the dumb one?
Calm down, Bo, just count to ten.
One, two, three, [bad word] I mean four [bad word]  three, four, five, [bad word] I mean six [bad word] 
I quit, I got no patience, you won, I'll face it.
Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu [bad word] lations.

Nerds, the [bad word]  the spastic fat chicks 
who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, 
the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
I got your back, kid.

Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean?
I was reading while you were [bad word] the prom queen.
Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team.
"Huddle up, huddle up"
What? You lost me.
Sorry, bro, did I [bad word] the circle of jerks all circle jerking?
I need savin'? No, [bad word] no.
Quote the raven? No, [bad word] Poe.
Ah, [bad word]  I'm [bad word]  listenin'.

They don't know what they're missing.
For instance, I like poetry, I like [bad word] 
Maybe we have similar interests?
It's no fall balls, no balls fall.
Sit and scrawl on the stall walls.
At three p.m., I pause.
That [bad word] sounds like applause.

Nerds, the [bad word]  the spastic fat chicks 
who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, 
the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
I got your back, kid.

Nerds, the [bad word]  the spastic fat chicks 
who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,
the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
I got your back, kid.

She stood in line and got cut.
Tried out, got cut.
Loved art, but the budget got cut.
Then, she got numb, and she only felt when she knelt and cut.

Nerds, the [bad word]  the spastic fat chicks
who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, 
the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack.
I got your back, kid.

I know it's bad, kid.
I got your back, kid.