I like [bad word]  I like [bad word] 
I like [bad word] and I like to [bad word] 
I like [bad word]  I like [bad word] 
If you don't like [bad word]  tough luck.

On the road, you must be brave and tireless,
On the road, you can listen to the wireless,
On the road, you eat café food with pride,
You can throw it up outside.

The greatest kick in [bad [bad word] from knocking down a biker,
Or swinging round a roundabout and picking up a hiker,
You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side,
Then pop the [bad word] question - a ride for a ride?

I like [bad word]  I like [bad word] 
I like [bad word] and I like to [bad word] 
I like [bad word]  I like [bad word] 
If you don't like [bad word]  tough luck.

PeRhaps the grEatest laugh of all, that makes this life worthwhile,
Is waVing on the car behind, giving him a smile,
With glasses and with grAtitude, he revs his little load,
And meets another [bad word] truck, [bad word] dowN the road.

On the road, you must be tough [bad word] 
And [bad word] that we're [bad word] are [bad word] 
On the road, you can wear your shirtsleeves rolled,
You eat chocolate when it's cold.

From behind, we like to sneak up on you from behind,
Never mind, if you hit 'em never mind.

We like [bad word]  we like [bad word] 
We like [bad word] and we like to [bad word] 
We like [bad word]  we like [bad word] 
If you don't like [bad word]  tough luck.