I [bad word] And I started folding
Until in one precious
Doll I had hoarded
All of Siberia;
I said, "Love, here ya go."
She said:
"Too little too late."

trip to the Nile
Where I started swimming
Until I finally
Found the spring brimming
With God's purest water
From Abba the father
To heal her...
She said:
"Too little too late."

I sailed to Komodo,
I fought with the dragons;
When it was over
Their tails were wagging.
I taught them tricks,
Said "Sit, dragon, sit."
I brought her a pet.
She said:
"Too little too late."

I rode into China,
I studied the Wall.
And I lapped it seven times,
Which caused it to fall.
It spilled out our fortune,
I found exhortion,
Well, here you go.
She said:
"Too little too late."
She said:
"Too little too late."

Too little too late.