[Intro - Eminem] 
I don't know dude 
I think everybody's all jealous and [bad word] 
Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude 
And I think everybody's got a [bad word] problem with me dude 
And they need to take it up with me after the show 
Because. [bad word] - Eminem] 
These chicks don't even know the name of my band 
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Verse - Eminem] 
So I get off stage right and drop the mic 
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like 
"Sup ladies? my name's Slim Shady 
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby" 
They're all like "Oh my God it's him!" 
"Becky oh my [bad word] god it's Eminem!!!" 
"I swear to [bad word] God dude you [bad word] rock!" 
"Please won't you please let me suck your [bad word] " 
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous 
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas 
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes 
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage 
So like every single night they pick a fight with me 
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me 
Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me 
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be 
This rock star [bad word]  it's the life for me 
And all the other guys just despise me be
 [bad word] 

[Bridge - Eminem] (3x) 
My band! my band! my band!

[Verse - Swifty McVay] 
You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you 
Hey dad [bad word] we don't rap on proto? 
Smash these vocals and do a performance 
But we in the van and he in a tour bus 
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar 
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva) 
What the [bad word] is wrong with our dressing room?! 
Cause my [bad word] is lookin smaller than a decimal 
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but 
All I did was read [bad word] Simmons book 
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map 
Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back

[Verse - Kuniva & (Kon Artis)] 
Look at little punk [bad word] thinking he the [bad word] 
(Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick) 
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue 
(Eminem: No I had an interview, not you two) 
You gon be late for soundcheck 
(Man I ain't going to soundcheck) 
And our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best!) 
(You know what man, I'm a say something) 
(Hey yo Em!) (Eminem: You got somethin to say?!) 
(Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up? 
(Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up) 
(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew) 
Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear 
(Aww man whatever) I swear man
 [bad word] 

[Verse - Proof] 
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not 
Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks 
I'm gon let the world know that Proof is hot 
I should cut his mic off when the music starts 
(Eminem: Hey yo it's.. ) 
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan 
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band!) 
We ain't a band [bad word]  we don't play [bad word] 
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? 
And these guys acting funny every area code 
(Eminem: Proof carry my bag) [bad word] carry your own 
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way 
(Who the [bad word] are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse - Bizarre] 
God [bad word] it, I'm sick of this group 
Time for me to go solo and make some loot 
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 
Till Kon Artis - slipped me some