ROXY: Happy Valentines Daaaaaay!
JANE: Ah, get off my lap, Ro-lal!
JAKE: Holy moley, Roxy! There’s such thing as being too liberal with the booze, y’know?
ROXY: C’mon Jakey, get into the spirit! You know, we need some music!
JANE/JAKE: Oh no.
ROXY: Hit it Di-Stri!

DIRK: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
ROXY: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
JANE: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
JAKE: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
DIRK: [ROXY huhs] I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna—
ROXY: Tap that [bad word] #33;

JANE: I can be your lifeline if you submit, obey.
JAKE: I can be a tad bit dense but I’ve a dapper way.
JANE: If you go breaking my sheltered heart,
JAKE: We’ll lay you out, [bad word]  we’ll give you a head start.

ROXY: Hey lemme give you some advice, just before we get it down,
DIRK: If you wanna get with us, you better give the prince his crown.
ROXY: We’ll take a shot with you, just don’t pull on any tricks.
DIRK: If you do it [bad word] right, we’ll reward you with a kiss.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style. (ROXY: alphas go in style)
 [bad word] with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

ROXY: Oh, what’ll you do about that? We’re an all for one deal.
DIRK: And you can’t pry one off us, that’s just unreal.
ROXY: We won’t be judging; sit it down for a spell.
DIRK: One wrong move and I’ll have your [bad word] sent to [bad word] 

ROXY: Dirk!

JANE: And we’re not all that you see, there’s a lot to us, you know!
JAKE: We can give you just a chance, so sit back and watch the show!
JANE: We’re just looking for some fun, love isn’t just for haste.
JAKE: It also makes a friend that will never be replaced.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
 [bad word] with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

DIRK: Yo, here’s a bit from wave to tooth, you wanna get with us, you gotta learn to shoot.
We got Jane at her place, she takes things at her pace
We got Jake a double pistol wink on it, Roxy sees and she ain’t to skeeve, and she’s a real nice breeze.
And as for me, I ain’t for free.
ROXY: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
 [bad word] with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!
ROXY: You gotta (JANE: Bake!), you gotta (JAKE: Shoot!), you gotta (DIRK: Fight!), you gotta shake, you gotta, (JANE:slam), (JAKE: slam), (DIRK: slam), (ALL: slam!)

ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
1… 2… 3… 4!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
Sit your booty down and tap that [bad word] #33;

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!