One man has the strength of one hundred bear
His sweat is a Pilsner beer
When you cut him, out fly a swarm of bees
President Vladamir

He hate [bad word]  like he is secretly [bad word] He don't give [bad word] of Ukraine
He throw you in jail if girl sing in a mask
And he definitely is not [bad word] 
Putin take off shirt to show octo-pec chest
Lay women like he lay oil pipe
He take [bad word] and then pull up his pants
Because Putin have no care for wipe

Ride a horse
Balance pen
Look bored
Eat a bird
Jump in ocean
And then make baby cry
Touch fire
Go to doctor
Doctor say
Don't touch fire
But you Putin
So now doctor go to jail

Set back clock on human rights
Take Crimea and no say thank
You had olympics in half-finish hotel
Surprise, you been Vladapranked

Putin bench press a man doing curls
Edward Snowden: no [bad word] can give
Fall asleep during UN debate
Because 
For 200 year, Putin live

Speak to dog, with his mind 
Go to sleep on his foe
President
VLADAMIR