Yes youґre really gorgeous
Very nearly flawless 
But why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance. 
Yes youґre really gorgeous 
Your [bad word] should win awards yeah. 
Why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance (Yo). 

Jennifer skin was like cinnamon 
Took her for dinner and then to the cinema
One week still hadnґt been with her 
Took her out clubbinґ thatґs when I knew Soon as she wiggled 
Iґd seen something similar 
Iґm in the middle tryinґ to get rid of her 
Iґve heard [bad word] a line you should tread 
If she canґt dance [bad word] in bed! 

Slow down pretty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance 
You might be witty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance. 

Yes you really gorgeous 
Very nearly flawless 
But why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance. 
Yes youґre really gorgeous 
Your [bad word] should win awards yeah. 
Why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance (Ah ha).

You might have the chat and the batty to match 
Iґm looking good when youґre sat in my lap 
Your body is banging Iґm happy with that 
But you ainґt got rhythm and that is a fact 
Spillinґ your drink steppinґ on toes 
[bad word] cat doll youґre not NO! 
Iґve heard [bad word] you mightґve read 
If she canґt dance [bad word] in bed. 

Slow down pretty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance 
You might be witty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance. 

Watch your glass 
Watch your feet 
Pay some attention to whatґs in the beat 
Watch your feet 
Watch your glass 
Watch the way you shake that shake that shake that shake that shake... 
You walk the walk and talk the talk 
Know how to use a knife and fork 
You smell just like a girl should smell 
Mademoiselle by Channel 
Tick all the boxes except for one 
Itґs pretty important ґcos this is a lot 
The dancing box is whether or not 
Youґre good at banging and clearly youґre not. 

Slow down pretty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance 
You might be witty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity. 
Slow down pretty 
Girl you canґt dance 

Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance 
You might be witty 
Girl you canґt dance 
Itґs such a pity 
Girl you canґt dance.