little glass of water please
fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
Some tea with honey from the bees
Whenever you can brew it

And while I get a little rest
teeny tiny small request
Some codfish oil for my chest
Poured from a crystal [bad word] 
My goodness, I'm a [bad word] Because I fear I've got the croup
I need a vat of pumpkin soup
And scarves made out of zinnias
Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
Or something shiny of that ilk
And then I'll need some nice warm milk
And pastries from Abyssinia
And since my stomach's feeling [bad word] Why not give my aching tummy
Something soothing, something yummy
Piled up with noodles?
Add a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
More basil; I need oodles!

I'll be grateful for your charity
Until the bitter end
Because I've heard that tenderness
Is what you lend an ailing friend
Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?
I'd like that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
fresh bouquet of roses
Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es
Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
bowl of peas, some extra cheese
cuddle with a Pekingese
singing harp who's named Louise
goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these
And just because I oughta...
Make sure I'm drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!