Budweiser you've created a monster 
 And they call him Drinkenstein
 And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee
 Where he makes the transformation all the time

 And a stein of Dr. Bud is just a pint of monster blood
 And it does effect him different every time
 Budweiser you've created a monster
 And they call him Drinkenstein
 And they call him Drinkenstein

 But he's a good old boy at heart as so many of them are
 But when he's drinking, well that's something else again
 Well you can sneak on out and leave, or you can sit and just agree
 Or you can cross him if you want your face knocked in

 'Cause he will hit ya as apt as not
 And he can hurt ya, I swear to God
 He's Drinkenstein

 But every night's a different mood
 There is a fun side to him, too
 He loves to laugh, he love to joke, and he loves to dance
 But watch your girlfriends and your wives
 He'll steal 'em right before your eyes
 'Cause he's a lover, so don't give him half the chance

 'Cause he can do it, don't think he can't
 'Cause women like him, 'cause he's strange
 He's Drinkenstein

 Budweiser you've created a monster 
 And they call him Drinkenstein
 And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee
 Where he makes that transformation all the time

 And a stein of Dr. Bud is just a pint of monster blood
 And it does effect him different every time
 Budweiser you've created a monster
 And they call him Drinkenstein
 And they call him Drinkenstein
 Yeah!

 He is foolish, the beer is fine
 He's just ghoulish, he's Drinkenstein
 Now he will say it if he thinks it
 And it will change him if he drinks it
 I'm Drinkenstein, you're Drinkenstein
 She's Drinkenstein, we're all Drinkenstein
 Drinkenstein, Drinkenstein, we're Drinkenstein
 Oooooh, yeah!