Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge, QUACK
 [bad word] you very much the FCC [bad word] you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a [bad word] so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So [bad word] you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the [bad word] for Rush Limbo
so [bad word] you all so very much

So [bad word] you very much dear Mr. Bush
for heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all [bad word] who fail
Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich [bad word]  but at least she isn't male
So [bad word] you all so very much

So [bad word] you [bad word] Mr. Cheney too. [bad word] you and [bad word] everything you do.
Your pace maker must be fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old [bad word] And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart
So [bad word] you all so very much

So [bad word] you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say
The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA
So [bad word] you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Lets save the great white males
And [bad word] you all so very much
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So [bad word] you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the [bad word] for Rush Limbo
so [bad word] you all so very much

So [bad word] you very much dear Mr. Bush
for heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all [bad word] who fail
Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich [bad word]  but at least she isn't male
So [bad word] you all so very much

So [bad word] you [bad word] Mr. Cheney too. [bad word] you and [bad word] everything you do.
Your pace maker must be fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old [bad word] And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart
So [bad word] you all so very much

So [bad word] you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say
The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA
So [bad word] you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Lets save the great white males
And [bad word] you all so very much