See, the writing's on the wall 
You bought the girl a wall  [bad word] with matching ball-point pen 
You can breathe another day 
Secure in knowing she won't break you (yet) 
Something for the girl with everything 

Have another sweet my dear 
Don't try to talk my dear 
Your tiny little mouth is full 
Here's a flavour you ain't tried 
You shouldn't try to talk, your mouth is full 
Something for the girl with everything 

Three wise men are here 
Three wise men are here 
Bearing gifts to aid amnesia 
She knows everything 
She knows everything 
She knew you way back when you weren't yourself 

Here's a really pretty car 
I hope it takes you far 
I hope it takes you fast and far 
Wow, the engine's really loud 
Nobody's gonna hear a thing you say 
Something for the girl with everything 

Three wise men are here 
Three wise men are here 
Where should they leave these imported gimmicks 
Leave them anywhere 
Leave them anywhere 
Make sure that there's a clear path to the door 

Something for the girl with everything 
Three wise men are here 

Here's a partridge in a tree, 
gardener for the tree  [bad word] with ornithologist 
Careful, careful with that crate 
You wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no 
Something for the girl who has got everything, yes everything 

 [bad word] out and say hello 
Before our friends all go 
But say no more than just hello 
Ah, the little girl is shy 
You see of late she's been quite speechless, very speechless 
She's got everything