I go straight back to bed
 And then my pretty baby
 Wraps her [bad word] around my head
 She can really do it, she can really do it good
 She does it like she ought to, she does it like she should
 And she's got transparent eyes

 Like a human slug 
 And she's got transparent eyes

 Met her by tesco's about a year ago
 beautiful slug crawling out of a hole
 Just one kiss and we fell in love
 Beautiful y slimy slug
 And she's got transparent eyes

 Like a human slug 
 And she's got transparent eyes

 I followed her trails all the way home
 Got to get back to that globule throne
 Climbs on top and i get inside
 Got to get back to that globule slime
 And she's got transparent eyes

 Like a human slug 
 And she's got transparent eyes

 Me and that slug are married now
 Got ten slugs and i don't know how
 They can really do it, they can really do it good
 They do it like they ought to, they do it like they should
 And they've all got transparent eyes

 Like a human slug 
 And they've all got transparent eyes