[Hook: Taken from President Jimmy Carter’s Oath of Office]
 President Carter

 [Verse 1]
 Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand
 So these days I try to think twice when I can
 Money on my mind as God as my witness
 Love don't live here and it don't even visit
 I do this for my uptown politicians
 Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to [bad word] in
 N*ggas ain't satisfied until they mama missin'
 N*ggas ain't satisfied until they mama miss 'em
 Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms
 Told tools like mechanics, mechanism
 Uh, Detrimental on any [bad word]  I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentals
 I'm beneficial, I've been official
 I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu
 I like my short cake shorter
 Ain't no mother f*cker harder than (Carter)

 [Hook]

 [Verse 2]
 Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances
 Your family tree, I will break branches
 Cause I don't give a f*ck, I put the [bad word] in assassin
 Smoke you like a blunt then it's ashes to ashes
 The future is born, put the past in the casket
 If real [bad word] is dead then n*gga I'm a [bad word]  Uh, appetite for disaster
 I want a full plate then another plate after
 Uh, yesterday just died
 Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives
 When [bad word] get deep I'm never afraid to dive
 Let the money pile up until I'm buried alive
 Ask who the f*ck want it, I bring it to your doorbell
 Have n*ggas in ya yard like a yard sale
 Smoking weed, getting head in the oval office
 I changed the stars on the flag into crosses

 Amen...
 So now instead of pledge we pray

 [Hook]

 [Verse 3]
 You dead to me, brown grass n*gga
 I just stand still and let the ground pass n*gga
 [bad word] for lunch, brown bag n*gga
 Reality's a b*tch and I'ma dance with her
 140 pounds, 5'6 from the ground
 B*tch I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge
 I tried to f*ck the world and couldn't even get aroused
 I ain't looking for the beef but I ain't seen it in a while
 Uh, and we all want world peace
 Murder show, I give your [bad word] good seats
 [bad word]  I'm much more than a good speech

 [Outro]
 Gorillas in suits
 The holy war, the spiritual troops
 Fighting over the mythical [bad word]  Drowning in the political soup
 They shoot missiles and nukes
 Taking out such a pivotal group
 The body count is the physical proof
 And they thought [bad word] were killing the youth

 Thank you, thank you all
 I am President Carter