[Verse 1] 
2 shots of whatever 
2 shots of whatever 
It's like tug-of-war, tryna pull myself together 
I could probably do better, but probably's like never 
I'm a pimp under pressure, leave my money on the dresser 
Goons in this [bad word]  leave a [bad word] on a stretcher 
It's all there, papa, you ain't even got to measure 
Laughing at how my old [bad word] look jealous 
Well what goes [bad word] around: propellers 
Money over [bad word] - mob, goodfellas 
Cut her ears off, ain't [bad word] she could tell us 
Write your name on the bullet, that's a [bad word] love letter 
If I ain't a trending topic, I'm a [bad word] trend-setter 

[Hook - Lil Wayne] 
I'm on 2 shots of whatever 
2 shots of whatever 
It's like tug-of-war, tryna pull myself together 
I could probably do better, but probably's like never 
I'm a pimp under pressure, leave my money on the dresser 
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[Verse 2] 
If you're scared, go to church, mason betha 
Sometimes the paper chase could be like chasing a leopard 
The [bad word] wetter, wetter than it's ever been 
But she gone probably try to cross the line like a mexican 
I ain't on that [bad word] 
Shawty fine as [bad word] though, now she kiss me on my neck 
I hope she ain't cut-throat 
Cut down on the [bad word] cause it made me [bad word] slow 
Shoot so many times I'mma choke off the gunsmoke 
Life, death, love, hate, pleasure, pain 
Pay me no mind but I don't have change 
I [bad word] back and aim at your membrane 
Broad day, no mask, close range 

You can get 2 shots from wherever 
You can get 2 shots from whoever 
It be like a puzzle tryna put you back together 
I should probably do better but probably, whatever... 

[Verse 3] 
Your [bad word] is stinking up the place 
Me no tick (jamaican) 
Can't let these [bad word] niggas slide and touch base 
I make her [bad word] so many times, call her "nutcase" 
It's young money baby, take your clothes off 
Give me them three holes: bowling ball 
2 shots of whatever 
Keep them [bad [bad word] and she can get whatever 

I'm on 2 shots of whatever 
2 shots of whatever 
It's like tug-of-war, tryna pull myself together 
I could probably do better, but probably's like never 
I'm a pimp under pressure, leave my money on the dresser 

2 shots of whatever 
2 shots of whatever