Philli p.       I want a photograph of myself and my wife.
Photographer. Please fill in this form, sir. Would you prefer a full
                front photograph or a profile?
Philli p.       full front, don’t you think, Philli ppa?
Philli ppa.     Yes. full front photograph.
Photographer. Please sit on this sofa. Is [bad word]  Mrs Puffin?
Philli ppa.     Yes. It feels fine.
Photographer. Mr Puffin, please give a friendly laugh.
Philli p.       That’s difficult. If you say something funny I can laugh.
Photographer. And, Mrs Puffin, please look soft and beautiful.
Philli p.       (laughs)
Philli ppa.     Is it finished?
Photographer. Yes.
Philli p.       Will the photograph be ready for the first of [bad word]