You know what I'd like?
brand new bike.
Of course there's some other things I'd like to have
But I'd sure like a brand new bike.
You know what I'd like?
brand new bike.
If I had a choise between a pony and a bike
I'd sure take the brand new bike.

I would wake up in the morning,when the sun starts shining
Even if the clouds [bad word] or even if it's raining.
I would take my bike and go to some place that I don't know.
And the all of my friends would say "He's gone again!"
I don't care if I get lost, I know that my bike I can [bad word] 
I'm gonna find my way before the end the day.
And when [bad word] back home, the sun would be long gone.
I would have something to eat just before I go to sleep.

You know what I'd like?
brand new bike.
Of course there's some other things I'd like to have
But I'd sure like a brand new bike.
You know what I'd like?
brand new bike.
If I had a choise between a brother and a bike
I'd sure take the brand new bike.

I would roll to Alabama, make a stop in California,
Get down to Louisiana and up to Canada.
See my friends in Montreal, swim in the Niagara Falls,
Say hello to Toronto and roll down to Mexico.
I would roll in CostaRica, I would roll in Guatemala,
I would roll in Nicaragua, I would roll in Argentina,
I would roll in Panama, I would roll in Bolivia,
I would roll in Colombia, I would roll in Venezuela.
I would ride across the Chile, I would spice up denemonee,
I would ride inin Paraguay and I would ride into Shanghai,
I would ride into London, I would ride into Dublin,
I would ride into Paris, I would waka dadabaris.

You know what I'd like?
brand new bike.
Of course there's some other things I'd like to have
But I'd sure like a brand new bike.
You know what I'd like?
brand new bike.
If I had a choise between a family and a bike
I'd sure take the brand new bike.

I would roll into China, I would roll [bad word] 
I would roll in Australia, I whoud roll into Africa,
I would roll into India, I would roll into Japan,
I would roll on da barrita, I would bomba la ka chika,
I would sweegabadaledoo, I would goo badaba swee,
I wouldzwoum gadabadwee doo gasswoumgadbeegadoo dew
Schfwougadadwee gooschwim boogadadswee boogadadweedoo
boogadwa schwingboda  go dwoam gah da bwemmbaldgambadoom
dwaabagwa...

- Now get the F$%&! away from my house!

- HE dead!