ntro Part One: Method Man (album version)]
 Yeah, torture [bad word] what?
 (Torture [bad word] what?)
 What?
 I'll [bad word]  I'll [bad word] tie you to a [bad word] bedpost
 with your [bad word] cheeks spread out and [bad word]  Right?
 Put a hanger on a [bad word] stove and let that [bad word] sit there
 for like a half hour
 Take it off and stick it in your [bad word] slow like
 Tssssssss

 Yeah, I'll [bad word]  Yeah I'll [bad word] lay your nuts on a [bad word] dresser
 Just your nuts laying on a [bad word] dresser
 And bang them [bad word] with a spiked [bad word] bat
 Oh
 What's up? BLOW!

 I'll [bad word]  I'll [bad word] pull your [bad word] tongue out your [bad word] mouth
 and stab the [bad word] with [bad word] screwdriver, BLOW!
 I'll [bad word] 
 I'll [bad word]  I'll [bad word] hang you by your [bad word] [bad word]  off a [bad word] twelve sto-story building out this [bad word] 
 I'll [bad word]  I'll [bad word]  sew your [bad word] closed, and keep feedin you
 and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

[Intro Part Two: Genius (all versions)]
 Yo, roll the dice, yo roll the dice
 Yo, so it's going down like that, huh? Yeah?
 Niggaz is whylin, check it out kid

 From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
 The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty [bad word]  Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
 U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man

 M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN [x4]

[Verse One:]
 Hey, you, get off my cloud
 You don't know me and you don't know my style
 Who be gettin flam when [bad word] to a jam?
 Here I am here I am, the Method Man
 Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
 Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
 Peanut butter, Cause I'm not butter
 In fact I snap back like [bad word]  band, I be Sam Sam I am
 And I don't eat green eggs and ham
 Style will hit ya, wham!, then [bad word]  You be like oh [bad word] that's the jam
 Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
 I'm about to blow light me up
 Upside downside inside and outside
 Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt
 I am, the one and only Method Man
 The master of the plan wrappin [bad word] like Saran
 Wrap, with some of this and some of that
 Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
 Over there, but I think he best to beware
 Of the diggy dog [bad word] right here
 Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
 Like Deck said this ain't your average flow [bad word] like rah ooh ah achie kah
 Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
 The poetry's in motion coast to coast and [bad word] it on your skin like lotion
 What's [bad word]  oh my lord
 Another cord chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
 Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
 It's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it
 It's the Method

[Break:]
 All right, y'all get ya weed out, get ya meth, get your skins
 Don't forget your forty
 And we gonna do it like this

 I got, fat bags of skunk
 I got, White Owl dub
 And I'm about to go get lifted
 Yes I'm about to go get lifted

 I got, myself a forty
 I got, myself a shorty
 And I'm about to go and stick it
 Yes I'm about to go and stick it

[Verse Two:]
 Uhh
 H-U-F-huff and I puff
 Blow like snow when the cold wind's blowing
 Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
 Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
 Question what exactly is a panty raider
 Ill behaviour, savior or major flavor
 All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
 Also flam I'm the man call me super
 Not an average Joe with an average flow
 Doing average things with average hoes
 Yo I'm super I'll make a [bad word] squirm
 For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
 Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
 I smell sess pass the Method
 Let's get lifted as I kick ballistics
 Missles and shoot game like a pistol
 Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
 Wu-Tang slug hit