I see [bad word] your hair and gimme that grin. 
It's making me spin now, spinnin' within. 
Before I melt like snow, I say Hello - 
How do you do! 

I love the way you undress now. 
Baby begin. Do you caress, 
Honey, my heart's in a mess. 
I love your blue-eyed voice, 
Like Tiny Tim shines throught. 
How do you do! 

How do you do, do you do, the things that you do. 
No one I know could ever keep up with you. 
How do you do! Did it ever make sense to you 
To say Bye Bye Bye? 

Well, here we are crackin' jokes in the corner of our mouths 
and I feel like I'm laughing in a dream. 
If I was young I could wait outside your school cos 
your face is like the cover of a magazine. 

I see you in that chair with perfect skin. 
Well, how have you been, baby, livin' in sin? 
Hey, I gotta know, did you say Hello - 
How do you do? 

Well, here we are spending time in the louder 
part of town and it feels like everything's surreal. 
When I get old I will wait outside your house cause 
your hands have got the power meant to heal. 

How do you do...