You ask too much of me
 You try my patience
 Your tongue - it's like a razor
 You choose your words like weapons
 Here we go - Battlestations

 I never have the guts to let you look inside
 I don't think you'd appreciate the things that I hide

 [bad word] ]
 Monday was the worst day
 And Friday wasn't my day
 But Wednesday was the best day
 Because on Wednesday night we made love
 All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey
 Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head
 Used to be your baby when you had no money
 Now we spend more time in battle
 Than we ever do in bed
 (Than we ever do in bed)

 You don't know how much I hate that answer phone
 Are you standing there?
 But - you won't pick up the 'phone
 Why lie to my face?
 (When you can buy a tape machine to give me [bad word] in your place)

 Today I did something I thought I'd never do
 I opened up your diary and read about you

 [bad word] 

 Monday was the worst day
 Wednesday we made love
 And Friday - ooh but -
 Saturday, is today, is what I'm thinking of
 [bad word] in [bad word] in close
 (Take off your designer clothes)
 'Cos you know what I'm thinking of
 Do you remember me, do you remember us -
 Do you remember love?

 All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey
 Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head
 Used to be your baby when you had no money
 Now we spend more time in battle
 Than we ever do in bed
 (Than we ever do in bed)

 La premiere fois tu m'as fait beaucoup rire
 Tu etais si mignon, et tu jouais du piano
 Maintenant, mon mellieur ami c'est l'argent
 Au revoir, cheri
 Au revoir, mon amour