It's kind of pathetic
you get all erratic
about dirty dishes 
congesting the sink.

I'm tired of your bothers
remember our fathers
they dwelled in a world
filled [bad word] and stink.

But when all hopes was lost 
someone raise from the dust 
he was handsome and cunning 
his haircut had style. 

Courage was shining in his eyes
as he said ... you guys
mind your own business
I'm off now goodbye. 

Huzzah he's off now goodbye.

1.
Now as it is written
our hero was smitten
and rescued the maiden
from impending doom

On a horse made of steel
evil guys on his heels
he rode with the girl
into dawn's early gloom

She awoke by his kiss
well at least more or less
and the whole part concerning
the uppercut scare

Can be pinned at least to some extent
on her damaged brain implant
anyway in the big picture who's gonna care?

Huzzah, who is gonna care?

2.
Historians would die for
a way to decipher
apparently missing
text passages here

They still found no reasons
why scratches and lesions
related to goal
subsequently appear

But then why should it bother you
for he finally managed to
haul her more or less unharmed
to the rendezvous spot

Without expecting any pay
except for the reward but hey
It's all about the context
so get on with the plot

Huzzah get on with the plot!

3.
Now look at you startled
the brain implant cartridge
has not been swapped which
was all part of the plan

world has been rescued
that he did detest who'd
have guessed I attest you'd
have done just the same

So if you still want to force
me to do stupid chores
like washing the dishes
do the trash and such you'll
just prove that you haven't paid
attention to what I said
the message at core is ... like... erm...
Huzzah... as [bad word] 
Huzzah the [bad word] guys rule! 

You're being pathetic
Again about acrid
Bacteria in the fridge it's getting boring
But packing bags due to
Dirty socks I threw to
The lampshade's rim borders on unadorned scorn
Didn't I explicate it
Are you still not persuaded
Is grass growing on your tympanic membrane
Remember? Deponia
Self-sacrifices and bla
Gosh! Now I've to start all over again
Huzzah! All over again!
2
Only the most epic
Tales feature cool depic-
tions of sawblades [bad word] into cable boat walls
The attempt though a blunt stunt
Affected Goals implant
Which surely can't be blamed [bad word] at all
Reckoning up the sum
The best was yet [bad word] For the end of part one seemed a little too coarse
To amend we'll [bad word] to attend
second chance for a decent happy-end-
ing: a grand fling with dancing and booze and so forth
Huzzah! With booze and so forth!
3
Malevolent karma
So close to the dramas
Catharsis fresh doubts with her caused disarray
And she left him behind
Though still not in one mind
Planning to reunite with her fierce fianc&#233
But if you think it's time [bad word] to resign
So close to the finish line you don't know him at all
For heroes gather momentum
On the brink of armageddon
Enthralled by the squall they'll put balls to the wall
Huzzah! Put balls to the wall!
4
Left in the lurch
On the verge of the purge
Their search for the submerge was brought to a halt
They stopped donna goals spins
With torpedo dolphins
And finally hope glints I cannot exault
How outstandingly aced
He was dragged to the base
Now the bell for the last round was about to chime
The showdown was imminent
And if not I apprehend
The [bad word] guys will have to work overtime
Huzzah! We'll work ... overtime ... ?
5
Argus plan went awry
And: end of the story
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