[bad word] 

I'm a bad babysiter, got my boyfriend in the showa.
WOOT! I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour. I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in the shower. WOOT! I'm makin' 6 bucks
an hour.

Babysitting sucks! But whatever, they got junk food, kung foo,
egg foo. Dig Dug, a dog too and a hot jew. Mr Wild Child, I mean
he's old but he's not duh-duh. If I'm bad, out time in the corner
for time out. A'aight Josh, what'ch ya wanna do? Ya wanna watch
cartoons? HBO got blue tune. (whine) Hey! Get back in the room.
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me coolaid. Ima
sit on your couch and [bad word] then call up my boyfriend
and see if he ate. Spit out my bubba-licious ...(don't know these
2 lines) .... Finish the diches, [bad word] #33; Let's try on your mom's minx,
ya think she'll miss these chenelle linx and these high heel shoes?
She looked like da-da binx. Go play under the sink. (i want my mommy)
I want your daddy as well, but if ya tell you'll die sick so n' god
told me your going straight to [bad word]  Well, if you don't like it I can
leave and you'll be alone, believe me that's what the creepy monsters
want, plus I'll be takin' your TV. (no) Put your jamas and don't wet
the bed, I got a camera, I'll take picture and show that little girl
you like, Sarah!!! Oh and one more thing, there's been several
masked murderers spotted in the area.  (Ch-Ch)

 [bad word] 

Let's make fluffin utters, don't [bad word] mutter another peep or I'll
take the cookie cutta and make star cookies under your skin
while you sleep. Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom counter.
Hey, what are these pills? I'll take the high value Josh you take a
bag of antegements. Stop throwin up, I'm not paid enough,
you clean [bad word]  I fluff, I told you 6 bags of home made
jello was too much. Aight kid, you gotta go to bed. I know it's
only 6 but my boyfriend just came over, and he wants me to give
him head. Sit his bear asss on the couch while he watch small wonders
next time he see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his [bad word] 
he used your moms cucumba! Don't worry I'll put it back
in the refridgerator, scared? you can have it for suppa, nice and
crisp in the tuppa wear! No bed time story geel, get off me your so
horny. Josh, get in bed and freddie cougar might let ya see your
mom in tha mornin'. No [bad word] and get [bad word] shakin! One day you'll
know how nice it is to get laid while your gettin' paid!

 [bad word] 

Oh daddy just came back! Jeez, Mr W. Your wife looks bad.
(Oh must of been the drinks she had. We drank some mata's,
wat-cha-la's, ripped her off sky high.) WOAH! Too much infor-
mation! I need a ride. Let's take the benz(that's the collest
car-I ever seen) How old are you again, 19?? (laugh) Hah, pfft,
yeah, in like 4 more years. (Oh one time could you please show
me some of those nice cheers?) (Whooo) Have you been working
out? (burnt out, here's your house) You [bad word] in, we just
got this awesome new couch. Ouch! (Stop it girl!)
Awe, can't I get a little peek? (Naw girl, I'll take a
rain check and see ya next week)