Jerry says that anytime I think I have a good idea
That I should do the opposite of whatever it is I feel
That's because I have a bad mind
And I have gold in my veins
But he said I got the purest heart
That he's ever seen

What God give me a brain for
If he won't help me use it?
What God give me a plan for
If he won't help me do it?

You're gonna love me
I'm gonna make you
You're gonna love me
I'm gonna make you

I can tell that you're the type to never [bad word] a beauty queen
But I was never voted for nothing in high school
Never meant anything to anybody
Never ever gave myself away
But even when I'm funny
You think I'm acting so I say

What God give me a brain for
If he won't let me use it?
What God give me a plan for?
He never helps me do it

You're gonna love me
I'm gonna have to make you
You're gonna love me
I'm gonna make you

You say that you don't want to be hypnotized
But baby, I, I don't wanna hypnotize you
There's nothing from you that I wanna take
I just wanna be like you
Maybe love you just a little bit
Please

Jim, I'mma dedicate this whole album to you
You told me to get my way, that's exactly what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna strike out, right now
I'm striking out right now with this song
But I can't help myself
I can't do right for long
You know that

What God give me a brain for?
He knows that I can't use it
I don't know why he'd give me a plan for
He never lets me do it

But you're gonna love me
I'm gonna make you
You're gonna love me
I'm gonna make you