Modern art makes me
Want to rock out
Modern art makes me
Want to rock out

Modern art makes me
Want to rock out
Modern art makes me
Want to rock out

So, I'm in the Tate
And I'm looking at Hockney
And wow, there's something
Amazing about that blue

It makes me want to step outside
I want to loosen my tie
Sweet Jesus, my heart
Is beating faster and faster

I'm palpitating
I'm sweating
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself

Modern art makes me
Want to rock out
Modern art makes me
Want to rock out

Modern art makes me
Want to rock out
Modern art makes me
Want to rock out

So, I'm in the Pompidou
That's in Paris
And the French, they're far more
Laid back about their art galleries

There's little children [bad word] around
I see a piece by Matisse
That's my window of opportunity

I take five steps back
I put my head down
And I grab at it

Modern art makes me
Want to rock out
Modern art makes me
Want to rock out

Modern art makes me
Want to rock out
Modern art makes me
Want to rock out