TWO ANTIQUE DEALERS IN SUV PROCEEDED TO CUT ME OFF.
I FOLLOWED THEM DOWNTOWN TO ONE OF THEM ARTIST'S LOFTS.
ONE OF THE GUYS CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "HI, YOU MUST BE MICH"
I SAID "NO" AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE TEETH AND SAID
"I'M [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] "
AH YEAH...

I'M CHAIN-SMOKIN'
CB JOKIN' [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
THE NEW WAITRESS GAVE ME THE EYE AT GREASY [bad word] ON INN.
I TOOK HER HOME TO [bad word] TONK, NEXT THING, WERE CHECKING IN TO THE SPRING DAY INN.
IN THE MORNING SHE SAY "I LOVE YA, HANK", THEN SHE STARTS TO TWITCH
I SAID, "SORRY BABY, GOTTA GO...
'CAUSE I'M [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
AH YEAH...

I'M PILL POPPIN'
JOJO EATIN' [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] 
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK EATIN' [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] FIVE DOLLAR SHOWER
NUDIE GIRL, HAPPY HOUR [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] AHH YEAH...

HEY
WHAT'S YOU 20 THERE?
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DRINKIN' BEER AT MY FAVORITE BAR, THE CHROME NUDIE GIRL INN. [bad word] DON'T LIKE SHUTTLEBUS DRIVERS AND SLEW OF THEM WALKED IN.
I'RATHER DRINK WITH SMOKEY BEAR AND GET THE HEMORROID ITCH.
ME AND BOB BEATH THE [bad word] OUT OF THEM
'CAUSE I'M [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] AH YEAH!!

SIDE BURN WEARIN'
REDMAN CHEWIN' [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] THELMA AND LOUSIE HATIN' [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word]  [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] I TELL YA, I'M [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word] GEAR SHIFTIN'
CHICKIN LICKIN' [bad word] DRIVIN' SON OF [bad word]