Ace high in golden I was tall and on the rocks
And a little touch of attitude
Who's that Madame [bad word]  in at three o'clock
Why don't you send her over, one, two

Next thing I remember I was crawlin' round the room
She was dacin' on the table blood shot barking' at the moon

Colorado bulldog
This night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog
Throw a leash around my neck
Turn around [bad word] like [bad word] 
Swingin' from the rafters, losin' all control
Playin' a little game of cat and mouse
I popped the question I've been lonely much too long
Last call, the drinks are on the house

Next thing I remember through the pandemonium
It was feelin' like a nightmare that bites right into my skin

Colorado bulldog
This night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog
Throw a leash around my neck
Turn around [bad word] like [bad word] 
My sweet Lolita, a preying man eater
Left me in the number six motel
How was I to know she'd strip me to the bone
And steal away my heart as well

Next thing I remember through the pandemonium
It was feelin' like a nightmare that bites right into my skin

Colorado bulldog
This night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog
Throw a leash around my neck
Turn around [bad word] like

Colorado bulldog
This night has gone to my head
Colorado bulldog
Throw a leash around my neck
Bottoms up, down the hatch
It's time to start all over again

Close your little eyes Yacky