Lady of the 'dam 
Won’t be a slave to the blonde 
Or the culture of the popular
(She won't, she won't)

Sing at you, I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
(I will, I will)

Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest [bad word] hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!

I don't like to boast
But our [bad word] are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)

So if you have fear 
Apollo, sit on my lyre, and
Play him like a piano man
(I will, I will)

Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest [bad word] hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!

I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because
I am rich as [bad word] When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides and my [bad word] starts to sprout

Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!