Cheese dispensing cat I've got no problem with that
warm furry device to deliver your cheese slice
Some claim it don't taste the same
But that's all part of the game
When using feline dairy deliverers.

Yes your cheese [bad word] out quite hairy
It depends on if the cat has a problem with hairballs
Some find the cat yakking up cheese is scary
You must not be afraid for the cat can sense all of your fears

Oh no no no
Don't be afraid
Meow meow
He is your friend
He has your cheese
It's safe and warm
It's a gift for you
You should accept it.