My -change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out, had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train [bad word] and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

My mother made my [bad word] out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up
The wound healed
And I was left with a
One inch mound of flesh
Where my [bad word] used to be
Where my [bad word] never was
one inch mound of flesh
With a [bad word] down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train [bad word] and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
Stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch and I'm set to attack
I got an Angry Inch Angry Inch