Baaam badam baaam baaadam. Baaam badam bam
Baaam badam baaam baaadam. Baaam badam bam

I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines. (He's gonna jack it)
Been spreadin' the word and now I need to ease my mind. (Jackin' it)
(Ohhhh...) Been plantin' them apple seeds and while the apples grow,
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego!

(Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackin' it jack
Smackin' it, jackin' it, smackin' it smack)

I don't need no shirt, no, gonna take them pants right off (he's about to jack it)
On such a bright day who needs underwear or socks? (Jackin' jack it)
(Ohhhh...) Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know. 
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

(Jack it, jack it, jackin' it jack
Smackin' it, smackin' it, smackin' it smack
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackin' it jack
Jackin' it, smackin' it, smackin' it smack) Jack it for the Loooord!

Jerry Sanders: [bad word] to San Diego. There's so much to see. From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sight-seeing, why not try spankin' it in one of our charming city streets? San [bad word]  take a load off.

Singers:
(Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackin' it jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackin' it smack
whackin' it, whackin' it, whackin' it whack
Smackin' it, jerkin' it, smackin' it smack)
The cars are all passin' me by, they're honkin', sayin' hello. (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)

From his window there's a guy shootin' video. (Video of him jackin' it)
And if the good Lord [bad word] knockin' on my door,
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.

(Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackin' it jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackin' it smack (he's about to jack it)
Whack it jack it whack it jack it whackin' it jack
Whack it whack it smack whack whackin' it whack)