What am I doing with my life?
Pushing 40, no job, no wife
I live for the night
It's so empty but [bad word] ll be alright
I often stare out the window
Thinking about when times were so simple
Now my [bad word] got wrinkles [bad word] life creepy, collecting [bad word] These days girls grow up young
Can't believe what they can do with their tongue  [bad word] 
They must watch PornHub
Because they spit and twist on the [bad word] like grown-ups
I [bad word] to [bad word] cell phone plan, or better yet a [bad word] My life seems hopeless
At least I got [bad word] and the kid ain't homeless

[Hook]
What am I doing with my life?
I don't know, what am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
Oh yeah, having fun getting [bad word] every night
What am I doing with my life?
I don't know, what am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
Oh yeah, having fun, party every night

[Andre Legacy]
It all started on September 3
Two years ago, my girl don't remember me  [bad word] 
Now I'm just history
I feel like James Caan, Misery
I used to chase all the pretty girls
Now I chase the dragon, it's a [bad word] up world
And I'm sad as [bad word] Alone at home playing Madden lit
They say the grass is always greener
Other fish in the sea, one day you'll meet her (yeah right)
She'll probably end up a cheater [bad word] your best friend in the back of the theater (ho)
Double feature, ugly creature
She used to be so much sweeter (used to be)
I thought she was the one
Now she gone, where the [bad word] is my gun?

[Hook]

[Beardo]
Hello, I'm Jeremy Gritter
Beardo, career's in the [bad word] Shoulda, woulda got signed
But no, I chose to snort coke lines
Wish I would've been writing rhymes
Caught my girl sucking [bad word] on Vine (oh my God)
Now I'm depressed
Like a teenager hanging himself to death
If I had a AK
I'd get [bad word] and blow myself away
I lost my [bad word] (gone)
I lost my car, now I'm losing my [bad word] I'm staring in the mirror
"I hate you Beardo", looking through a tear
So what's the point to life? (what)
To get a wife? [bad word] that, I'm going to stay high