Why is there a muffin in the mailbox?
Derpy Hooves!

Just derped in
All wall-eyed
Must be hard to see
mail
hoof out
time for delivery

you notice that she's derpin
you know she's thinkin muffin
you know she's [bad word] in
to that there table, baby
package, probably broke it
stuffed up in the mail slit
Derpy, gonna bust her bubble behind

she's a ditzy horse
gonna fly off course
she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure
she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more

watch her derp
when she jerks
she eats it hard
some might gasp
and ask
if she's all that smart

coordination she's lackin
head she's always wackin
you know she's walkin smack in
to that mailbox, baby
package probably broke it
tangled in the hammock
Derpy, gonna bust her bubble behind

she's a ditzy horse
gonna fly off course
she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure
she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more

she's a ditzy horse
gonna fly off course
she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure
she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more

like i'm Derpy Hooves
and you gotta get it together
cause i'm goin crazy
and droppin anvils like the weather
and you think that i'm nuts
and i don't really give a cuss
there you go
kiss me now
ah ah ah
bubbles on my butt
muffins yeah!
woo! woo! woo!
i don't really know
what i'm talkin bout too
derpin derpin derpin
eyes are crossed
la la la la la
is this north?
or is this south?
lala lala wooo!

she's a ditzy horse
gonna fly off course
she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure
she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more