Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday

Tried to kick the football but Lucy always pulled the mother [bad word] away

Flew a kite so he’d try to relax but he always put that [bad word] in a tree

And a little red-headed girl wouldn’t give no play to poor Chuck 
They were the badest [bad word] in the funny papers PEANUTS!

Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch

Snuggling to that [bad word] to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch

Had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some

She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas and the y way he sucked that thumb

Well Marma Dukes a hobo Garfield is a [bad word] PEANUTS!

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts

bunch of kids trying to be free yeah

Take my hand and let’s dance know

Under Charlie’s [bad word] Christmas tree

PEANUTS!

Well Marcy was best friends with Patty Peppermint

She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can’t print

Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn’t keep his own [bad word] clean

All the teachers said “wa wa wa wa wa” what does that [bad word] mean?

Snoopy said “Red baron suck my beagle [bad word]  PEANUTS!

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts [bad word] from the school of hard knocks

Life’s not always bowls of candy

Sometimes you just get a bag of rocks

Lucy was a psychiatrist but [bad word] always gave offense

And the [bad word] couldn’t make no money cause she’d charge a mother [bad word] 5 cents

All the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he’d play the 80’s hits real good

And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood

Sometimes you have to shout “Good grief” into the heavens GOOD GRIEF!

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts

Don’t let this mean world get you down

Take that kite and fly high now

You’re a good man Charlie Brown

Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts

bunch of kids trying to be free

Take my hand and let’s dance now

Under Charlie’s [bad word] Christmas tree