Федор Индукаев
-Or my god, [bad word] Rodney!
-Who's Rodney?
-He tells these long boring stories that never go anywhere.
-Hey guys!
-Oh my god, what hapened to your arm?
-I had the craziest weekend. I shouldn't even tell you..
-Yeah, you probably SHOULDNT"T.

-It was
Totally crazy, it was totally crazy!
Like, 'oh my god, I couldn't beleive it'.
Totally crazy, it was totally crazy!
It's like I can't even.. Let me start over.
You ever had one of those days, just "Uh!"
And it's like you can't even.. you know what I mean?
Well, I was felling that way on Friday,
'Cause I heard a CD that really bumped me out.
So I went to the club, cheered myself up
And I waited in line for like an hour.
They wouldn't let me in, and it was like "great.
I'm really glad I waited in line for like an hour",
So I went to another club with lower standards
And they let me in, I was the coolest guy there - yeah!
Totally crazy, it was totally crazy!
It was nuts, it was like "WHAT?!"
The party was pumping, the music was loud
Like really loud
Like maybe too.. loud.
I tore up the floor for a minute and a half
And then I got self conscious (??) of dancing by myself
So I went up to a girl who was crazy hot,
'T was like she was so hot, that my face was nutty,
And I was like "hey, you wanna... whatsup"
She couldn't hear me, 'cause the music was so loud,
She was like: "what?", and I was like: "what?"
And she was like: "who are you?"
And I was like: "some guy"
And she was like "what do you want?"
And I was like :"nothing"
An then I walked away
And then I had some beers
And then I came back
And I said "I wanna dance"
And she said "no!"
And I said "okay, see you later".
Totally crazy, it was totally crazy!
On a scale from 1 to 10 it was like.. crazy!
That's when things got really weird,
And some stuff went down, that I don't really remember.
Somehow I ended up talking to 2 guys.
One of the guys was a y lady,
The other guy was.. you know (??), just the lady.
I can tell right away, she was.. I don't know.
Then we made out. No, that was possibly a dream.
That reminds of a time I were on a date.
She was a dentist or a dentist's assistant,
Or maybe a receptionist.. it doesn't matter.
No, I think she was a teacher.. it doesn't matter
She was a receptionist at a dentistry school.. No, that's stupid
Whatever, it doesn't matter. I was.. GET TO THE POINT!
Alright! where was I? Totally crazy!
Alright, crazy!
So I'm talking to this girl, and her name was Max,
Which is weird, cause I know a girl in high school named Max.
And just that second i got texted by Max,
Not the one I was talking to, the one from my high school! Isnt'that crazy? Totally crazy!

-I thought, you were gonna tell us about what happened to your arm.
-Oh, my arm. Yeah.. I fell down..