[INTRO]
Chimichanga! What up?
Chimichanga! What up?
(Hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey)

[VERSE 1]
See I can heal, what I'm trying to say
Is that I can't die, hello my name is Wade.
Deathstroke but redesigned.
Epic, [bad word] 
Two minds inside one mind.
 [bad word] 
Two guns, a double dose. I will annihilate you.
I got a video game, it's rated M for mature.
Domino? Yeah, we've dated.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Wolverine? Not related.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Movie? Anticipated.
 [bad word] 
That's why they call me Deadpool.
(You guys can't kill me)
(You guys can't kill me)
(You guys can't kill me)
Cause I'm Deadpool.
Crazy fightin' tactics.
My guns ain't plastic.
Gettin' sliced, get blasted.
I love them dollar signs.
(Killin' for money)
(Killin' for money)
(Killin' for money)
But them mutant girls!
The way you grab me.
And then you stab me.
Go ahead, get at me.

[VERSE 2]
Logan has those dream for
When he thinks of Jean, oh!
We should make a team cause
We can't die! High-five and embrace!
Guns in my storage.
(Hey, hey, hey)
You want an orange?
(Hey, hey, hey)
What rhymes with orange?
(Nothing... oh...)
 [bad word] 
Two guns, a double dose. I will annihilate you
I got a video game, it's rated M for mature
Rob Liefeld drew me.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Fave scribe? Joe Kelly.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Now it's Brian & Gerry.
(Hey, hey, hey)
 [bad word]  [bad word] to make me Deadpool
(You guys can't kill me)
(You guys can't kill me)
(You guys can't kill me)
Cause I'm Deadpool.
Crazy fightin' tactics.
My guns ain't plastic.
Gettin' sliced, get blasted.
I love them dollar signs.
(Killin' for money)
(Killin' for money)
(Killin' for money)
But them mutant girls!
The way you grab me.
And then you stab me.
Go ahead, get at me.

[RAP]
One thing I ask of you,
Let me be the one that you give your cash to.
Was an X-Men once, then got the boot.
Then I joined X-Force and fought with these two.
Killed a bunch of people as we passed through.
Swords and claws are just enough to tear your [bad word] in two.
I do things with no thought or rationale.
It's 'cause I can't die! Neither can my pal.
100 years later, ain't still not dead.
Can't even die if you chop off my head.
Nothin' like that Slade guy, he's too serious.
Deadpool's the best merc, girl's can't resist.
So I, just watch and wait,
While I eat tacos and gain some weight.
Not many X-Men can refuse this pimpin'
I'm a nice guy sometimes but I might punch your face in.

[BRIDGE]
Shake it girls! Get down! Get up!
Watch the girls all flirt! Bob is gonna squirt!
Now Bob's getting hurt.
(yeah)
 [bad word] 
Dancin' a funky beat, Phoenix, Psylocke and Emma.
Domino, X-23, Rogue, Mytique, Selena.
No more pretending.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Copies still printing.
(Hey, hey, [bad word] sales? WINNING!
(Hey, hey, hey)
 [bad word] 
Remember the name because it's Deadpool
(You guys can't kill me)
(You guys can't kill me)
(You guys can't kill me)
Cause I'm Deadpool.
Crazy fightin' tactics.
My guns ain't plastic.
Gettin' sliced, get blasted.
I break that fourth wall!
(Killin' for money)
(Killin' for money)
(Killin' for money)
But them mutant girls!
The way you grab me.
And then you stab me.
Go ahead, get at me.

[OUTRO]
Chimichanga! What up?
Chimichanga! What up?