She's going to pieces 
When he walked in the door 
She just has to see him 
She can't wait no more. 

Tonight she'll be with him 
No matter the cost 
As the band plays 
The Last Cheater's Waltz. 

And uh, huh, huh, don't they play lonely 
Uh, huh, huh, don't they play sad 
And uh, huh, huh, drink water only 
See how he holds her as the band plays 
The Last Cheater's Waltz. 

He tells her he loves her 
As the music plays on 
He tells her he needs her 
But someone's at home. 

The ball game's all over 
And she knows she's lost 
As the band plays 
The Last Cheater's Waltz. 

And uh, huh, huh, don't they play lonely 
Uh, huh, huh, don't they play sad 
And uh, huh, huh, three quarter only 
See how he holds her as the band plays 
The Last Cheater's Waltz. 

And uh, huh, huh, don't they play lonely 
Uh, huh, huh, don't they play sad 
And uh, huh, huh, three quarter only 
See how he holds her as the band plays 
The Last Cheater's Waltz...