Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap 
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of [bad word] 
Said all you need is to write them a song 
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along 
No don't sing along 
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah 
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross 
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy 
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!