Well, the news of the saucer been a-flyin' around
 I'm the only one that seen it on the ground
 First thing I seen when I saw it land
 Cats jumped out and they formed a band

 [bad word] 
 Flyin' saucer rock and roll, flyin' saucer rock and roll
 I couldn't understand the things they said
 But that crazy beat just a stopped me dead

 Well the little green men, they were real hep-cats
 Rockin' and a-rollin' to the crazy flats
 They brought out a sax and they started to blow
 They brought out the [bad word] and they started to roll

 [bad word] 

 Well, [bad word] out a-hidin' and I started to rock
 Little green men tought me how to do the bop
 They were three foot high, hit a few bars
 Started rock and roll al the way from mars

 [bad word]