Old Godzilla was [bad word] around 
Tokyo City like a big playground 
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade 
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray 
Godzilla got laid and began to [bad word] back 
But didn't expect to be [bad word] by Shaq 
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube 
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue 
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal 
In the back seat of the Batmobile 

But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack 
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack 
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat 
And blew Batman 
Then he ran out [bad word] and he ran away 
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face 

This is the ultimate orgy (of homouality) 
Good guys and bad guys with [bad word] (as far as the eye can see) 
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy 
This is the ultimate orgy (of homouality) 

Godzilla took a [bad word] on Optimus Prime 
Like [bad word] McGruff [bad word] all over crime 
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat 
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back 
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny 
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey 
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked 
Indiana Jones' 13-inch [bad word] 

Then he took Godzilla from behind 
Reached around for his [bad word] which he just couldn't find 
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed 
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist 
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign 
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime 
And they both got some 
Then they all got showered in Care Bear [bad word] 

This is the ultimate orgy (of homouality) 
Good guys and bad guys with [bad word] (as far as the eye can see) 
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree 
This is the ultimate orgy... 

Cue porno music, a funky jive [bad word] 
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris 
Who discovered a [bad word] as hard as bones 
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones 
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee 
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy 
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise 
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs 

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho 
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show 
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie 
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini 
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader 
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger 
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston 
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast 
And they all [bad word] Norris in his cowboy [bad word] 
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw 
Making Japanese men stare in total awe 

The  went on for a century 
Many [bad word] were sucked, but eventually 
champion stood and all the girls got wetter: 
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater 

This is the ultimate orgy (of homouality) 
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see) 
 [bad word] and vaginas [bad word]  all continuously 
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big [bad word] orgy) 
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now) 
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homouality)