The Kid's Looker
(Morrissey/Boz Boorer)

He can't dance or sing
He can't do anything
But what the [bad word]  
The kid's a looker
Just add cash and stir
And there you are
Another nonsense non-star

La la la la la la la la la la la…

There's no pretense
This kid is dense
But what the [bad word]  
The kid's a looker
Just add cash and stir
And the crass consumers 
Line up shoulder to shoulder

La la la la la la la la la la la…

Sometime through the night
The kid took his life
So very sad
However: do not call this number again
We're busy moulding the face of the kid's replacement

La la la la la la la la la la la…