[Verse 1: Xzibit]

It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
Niggas getting knocked out is part of my show
Let them know who they [bad word] with yo, a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
Dangle a, [bad word] by the ankle off the balcony
Now let his punk [bad word] go, look out below (BELOWWWW)
It's a tale of two [bad word] out when the sun go down
We officially not [bad word] around
Stuck in the ground, [bad word] with a suit in a pine box
With my fresh pressed khakis in a slingshot
So heatbox all day in a [bad word] face
And all you [bad word] see the [bad word] that you shoulda ate

[Hook: Xzibit]
Call it what you wanna call it
I'm a [bad word] Alkaholik
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it!

[Erick Sermon]

Yo, I'm in the zone, and lyrically gone
Got the spot blown, BOOM! Oklahoma
Watch the aroma, catch those who love me
My underground dirty cats on dune buggies
I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it
Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it
Yo, I bang a [bad word] head til his neck pop
Do a KRS-One to a "Black Cop"
X and E's, out for the cream
Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy
Uhh, give it to y'all, in "Any Given Sunday"
With J. Foxx name the spot, make it hot
(I hate so much right now!)
Blow it down hooker [bad word] off the ropes like J. Snuka
(X: Two fly [bad word]  You can't [bad word] with it
Backed by Open Bar, so y'all forget it

[Hook]

[J-Ro]

J-McEnroe, cam smashing, party crashing
I eat MC's like a ration
I'm socking niggas in their goatees
I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies
I'm in the room with 10 G's, counting ten G's
Cause we need a bag of weed (can you smell weed?)
Now we need ten dimes, to blow on D's like wind chimes
Time to close the blinds cause you all in mines
I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it
Drink so much Captain Mo' all I need is a parrot
You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance
You underground, we under water drinking liquid by the gallons

[Tash]

Slurred words, double vision, brain busting, [bad word] Since I'm too [bad word] to walk, I rock a party on [bad word] And [bad word] the roughest MC who wanna get it
Forget it, it's Likwit, Tha Liks and, Xzibit
Ca-Tash on the blast the final piece to the puzzle
I slap [bad word] on the [bad word] I slap [bad word] up out the muzzle
I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistent
You wack and I'm Ca-Tash and that's the [bad word] difference
For instance, "21 and Over" set your clocks back (Tick tock tick tock)
Still standing where the rocks at
Two-thousand-one, we still young guns that's Restless
(Thirty niggas, sixty hoes) and that's the [bad word] guest list!

[Hook]
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