So this year I've a Christmas surprise
 that will make your spirits rise...

 I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
 And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.

 I owe you so much that its hard,
 to repay you for all the good times
 and I won't forget you this year..
 It's Christmas time for my [bad word] 

 I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
 When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

 I owe you so much that its hard,
 to repay you for all the good times
 And I'm going to give you the joy
 that you've earned this year pal...
 It's Christmas time for my [bad word] 

 I owe you so much that its hard,
 to repay you for all the good times
 It's Christmas time for my [bad word] 

 I know you've been feeling down,
 all pent up its so hard to breathe
 Don't fret this Christmas-
 you'll get the attention you need

 I love you so much that it's hard,
 to repay you for all the good times
 we'll get whores and pornography-
 your special holiday, pal...
 It's Christmas time for my [bad word]