My girlfriend likes to shop alot 
but she don't really like hip hop alot 
but she really likes what hip has got- me, 
thats got her hoppin from shop to shop 
she listens to pop alot 
cuz it's popular, and its poppin' off 
and eventhough they all talk poppycock 
she don't give a toss as long as she's got the song 

Okay, okay, i'll tag along 
cause if i don't go she'll start bangin' on 
if i don't go i'll get dragged along 
and to ann summers to pick out a matching thong 
so i go with her just to get it over with it 
i take my ipod so i can get it over quick 
she buys clothes and clothes and more clothes until the store closes 
and she don't even know if they fit 

My girl reads too much Heat magazine 
so she's always trying to be in season 
she's got so many clothes 
if we put them on the floor in a line 
we could reach sweden. 
if we put them on the floor in a line, 
including the ones she bought online, 
including her makeup and all of her beauty products 
we could circle the world one time. 

Okay, okay. 
take me to jail if you think it's a crime to shop for my girl 
thunder, rain, sleet, hail, she'll be anywhere where a sign says sale. 
my girlfriend takes up all of the bedroom 
but only takes up half of the bed 
i should charge her for rent 
cause the matching shoes and the bag 
cost me an arm and a leg