Some people might like to get a train to work
 Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
 Some guys like to travel in by bus,
 But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
 I'm going to take my bike,
 Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
 The greedy [bad word] want extra pay
 for sitting on their [bad word] all day
 even though they earn 30K .
 So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
 Where the [bad word] #39;s my [bad word] train?

 London Underground
 London Underground
 They're all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] 
 London Underground
 London Underground
 They're all greedy [bad word] I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

 All they say is "Please mind the doors",
 and they learned that on the two day course,
 This job could be done by a four year old.
 They just leave us freezing in the cold.
 What you smell is what you get
 Burger King and [bad word] and sweat
 You roast to death in the boiling heat,
 With tourists treading on your feet
 and chewing gum on every seat,
 so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
 I want my [bad word] money back.

 London Underground
 London Underground
 They're all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] 
 London Underground
 London Underground
 They're all greedy [bad word] I want to shoot them all with a rifle
 LaLaLaLa
 LaLaLaLa

 The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
 Every platform has a [bad word] tramp,
 But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

 London Underground
 London Underground
 WaWa [bad word] , They're all [bad word] ,
 London Underground
 London Underground

 Take your Oyster card, and shove it up your [bad word]