boy'll be boys and boys like [bad word] they [bad word] men, but they're still just dudes
everybody likes [bad word] and i don't give a [bad word] if you think i'm a twit and my words are [bad word] 
wise old men and buddhist philosophers
stop and stare like teenaged gossipers
turn and look back when they see a nice rack
get a heart attack

your [bad word] are so great girl, your [bad word] are so great

some singers sing about the things they think are gonna matter
but it's only makin' sad people just a little sadder
other singers sing insincere love songs
well i'ma sing a song for my dong

i been singin' about the mountains and singin' about the trees
now i'm singin' about the flowers and the birds and the bees
i been singin' about my lone not singin' about my hate
i'm singin' about i'm singin' about

you're [bad word] are so great girl, your [bad word] are so great

listen my lady you're driving us crazy
makin men over 80 feel young again
listen my lady you're driving us crazy
makin men over 80 feel young again

you know you know what you got you know that your'e hot
you know you're the one in control
and you can go lead us on all night long
you know you're the one in control