Stroke me, stroke me
It’s as easy as 123
Stroke me stroke me
I'll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my johnson I want some,
Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
If you’re over 18 then it’s on
I don’t give a [bad word] if you live with your mom
I know you heard about me
Mickey Avalon raps Ron Jeremy
Don’t talk, drop to your knees and I'll show you what the [bad word] I mean

Hey little lady don’t you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let’s get naked shake your money maker
Baby I’mma show you how to…

Stroke me, stroke me
It’s as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me
I'll touch you if you touch me

Let me take you back to my stabbin’ cabin
Beta max roll with the action
Pornographic passion
Californication [bad word] Cassius Clay when I’m jabbin punani
Like Clayman in a Desatchi mansion
Baby let’s get naughty
Shake your body

Hey little lady don’t you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let’s get naked shake your money maker
Baby I’mma show you how to…

Stroke me, stroke me
It’s as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me
I'll touch you if you touch me

Touch t-t-touch me
Touch t-t-touch me
I gotta lot of Led in my Zeppelin
So step in and climb my stairway to Heaven
I’m rockin electric
Ta-talk to me y
Leslie don’t mind when I call her Lindsay
Blowhan slow down before you hit me
Let me get a look at the goods
She said that she wouldn’t but I knew that she would

Hey little lady don’t you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let’s get naked shake your money maker
Baby I’mma show you how to…

Stroke me, stroke me
It’s as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me
I'll touch you if you touch me