When I was younger I was certain that I’d be fine without a queen
Just a king inside his castle with an ocean in between
Now all I do is sit and count the miles from you to me
Oh, calamity!

We get older by the hour, watch the changes from afar
Keep forgetting to remember where we’ve been is who we are
Now all I do is wonder why we ever set the scene
Oh, calamity!

It’s such a shame that we played strangers
No act to change what we’ve [bad word] [bad word] it’s such a shame that we built a wreck out of me
Oh, calamity! Oh, calamity!

I’ll remember nights alone, I’m waking up to dialled tones
Always found my greatest moments in the sound of your hellos
Now I [bad word] to recall the reason you [bad word] to leave
Oh, calamity!

It’s such a shame that we played strangers
No act to change what we’ve [bad word] [bad word] it’s such a shame that we built a wreck out of me
Oh, calamity! Oh, calamity!

If I catch you on the corner, will you even know it’s me?
Will I look familiar to you? Do you offer me a seat?
Can we find a new beginning? Do you turn the other cheek?

Oh, calamity!
It’s such a shame that we played strangers
No act to change what we’ve [bad word] [bad word] it’s such a shame that we played strangers
No act to change what we’ve [bad word] [bad word] it’s such a shame that we built a wreck out of me
Oh, calamity! Oh, calamity!
Oh, [bad word] back to me