Written by Michael Maftean
Performed by My Wooden LeG
BMI 2011

Circus [bad word] One Come all of you, all you hideous souls.
We [bad word] all of you, to our lovely freak show.
We've got just what you want, it's the American dream.
You won't believe just what, your eyes will see.
Forget your name.
Cause it won't be the same.
We'd like to [bad word] you, to our United States! [bad word] in Come in you fools, we'll tell you just what to do.
Feast your eyes and see the crimes, of the brainwashed youth.
Hoist that flag and hold it high, for the red, white, and blue.
Where it's un-American, of you, to speak any [bad word] 
You [bad word]  if we're the ones to blame.
Just enjoy your stay, in our United States!