I like to wake up in the morning every day
And even Monday cannot take my joy away
And all the troubles seem so far away from me
I've got a reason which a stranger wouldn't see

Cause I-I-I
I've got a [bad word] friend
And I-I-I
Don't give a [bad word] about the fact
He's made of iron
And full of electronics
But his heart is the biggest one I've seen

His name is Toaster
Shiny monster
He's my best friend for eternity
My Toaster
Likes the coaster
And I do like to spend time with him
Hey Toaster
Don't ever leave me
Cause without you
I'm just an empty shell
Hey Toaster, I won't tell you farewell
Hey Toaster, I won't tell you farewell

One day my dearest fella didn't say a word
There was no sign that something's going to be wrong
Such things have never happened to my friend before
Despite my tries he didn't smile anymore

Cause I-I-I
I've got a broken friend
And I-I-I
About to be broken too
His electronics
Became inoperative
Hold on, my friend, I promise you'll be fine

His name is Toaster
Shiny monster
He's my best friend for eternity
My Toaster
Likes the coaster
And I do like to spend time with him
Hey Toaster
Don't ever leave me
Cause without you
I'm just an empty shell
Hey Toaster, I won't tell you farewell
Hey Toaster, I won't tell you farewell

I take (I take)
The tools (The tools)
Got no time for waiting
Cheer up (Cheer up)
My friend (My friend)
You're gonna be operated
The years [bad word] (The yeeeeaaars [bad word] 
But nothing [bad word] Our friendship (Our friiieeendshiiip for life)
Our faith
And our lives
It's done, you can open your eyes

His name is Toaster
Shiny monster
He's my best friend for eternity
My Toaster
Likes the coaster
And I do like to spend time with him
Hey Toaster
Don't ever leave me
Cause without you
I'm just an empty shell
Hey Toaster, I won't tell you farewell
Hey Toaster, I won't tell you farewell