Dracula [bad word]  to your castle
I'monna slay ya, say ya prayers I'm on my way
I'm Trevor Belmont

The vampire killa, straight ril dilla
Stomping around like my name's Godzilla
Filin' up on hearts, chill like Vanilla
Got weapons up the wazoo, ain't nobody illa.
Trevor Belmont
The first Belmont ever. Who the [bad word] is Simon? Don't get clever
Whip crack, [bad word] smack to ya mug for ril, and if you
Think i probably won't you can bet that I will an' I'm
Goin' down to Castlevania
I'monna bury you once and for all
Goin' down to Castlevania
Gonna walk down stairs hope I don't...
 [bad word] )

Tick tock rockin' around the block
Knock knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's [bad word] (ha ha) [bad word] you, Medusa head, [bad word] you!
Between you an' the stairs, I'm [bad word]  totally screwed!
Not to mention all the turkey that I find in the walls
That I keep eatin' all the ladies say "Trevor's got balls!" [bad word] skyppy! I'm a hippie specializin' in war!
You want [bad word] n get it, man, [bad word] the score!
I will never quit. Infinite. Continues.
I don't give a [bad word]  Taste my whip. You [bad word] 
Have a [bad word]  I'll throw it. Within you.

Who the [bad word] is this? What a prick!
An' now he wants to join my party?
I guess I'll let him what the [bad word] whatever.

Grant DaNasty
Yo, I'm stealin' your jewels
Ghost pirate, got variety
An' I'm breaking [bad word] Wall ridin', sky climbin'
I'm the king of this game
You ain't got [bad word] on me,
I put Spidey to shame.
I move twice as fast, I've got twice the guard
And all the [bad word] know I [bad word] twice as hard (AH!)
Good thing my blades don't discriminate
I'm done playin' around, now accept yer fate.

I will never quit. (Go and eat a [bad word] 
Infinite. (Get over here I'll stab you)
Continues.
I don't give a [bad word]  (Trevor bringin' it)
Taste my whip. (Like you don't even [bad word]  know)
You [bad word] 
Have a [bad word]  (From my bag of tricks)
I'll throw it. (That's why they call me nasty)
Within you.
You lookin' like an' imp. (Time to take a [bad word] 
I'm so ripped. (Dracula won't even see my [bad word] )
An' now we're gonna crash this party.

Don't you know I'm Trevor Belmont? I'll kill you. I've got a whip, I've got my [bad word] 
I could use some Taco Belmont, I'm hungry, I'm sick of turkey, I need tacos, [bad word] 

I'm a vampire hunter, brought to life by thunder.
Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know)
I know lots of magic, not the kind with rabbits.
If I see a vampire, I will stab it.
Are you a chick? 'cos ya look like ya might have a scro.
I'm a female, you [bad word] 

I'm Alucard.
I'm Alucard. [bad word] 
I'm Alucard.
(I'm Alucard)
I'm Alucard.
 [bad word] don't know about my vampire tricks.
My balls are on fire, [bad word] I get my fix.
Don't be actin all jealous 'cos i pwn your [bad word] 
(C'mon) You're tryin' to be the man, [bad word] I'm straight doin' it.
Flyin' through levels, dishevelin' and revelin'
devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin'.
Yellin' irrelevant spells just for the [bad word] of it.
I will.
Kill you.
You will.
Die now.
Farewell. (Hahahaha)

I'm Alucard.
(I'm Alucard)
I'm Alucard. [bad word] 
(You would)

It's going.
Down.
(It's going down)
It's going down.
(It's going down)
IT'S GOING DOWN!