Get in bed like I'm at war
Make your [bad word] more than kinda sore
i'm hung like a dinosaur
 [bad word]  your hymen tore
you're busted, you never grew up like a Toys R Us Kid
I'm well adjusted like jock strap crotches
bang my old teachers while the preschool watches
met a slow girl, i was [bad word] her fast
had some tight old [bad word] 
and got stuck in the past
I molest old age, grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe
is you chest cold, babe?
are those [bad word] or goosebumps?
hey, sugar [bad word]  can a pimp have two lumps?
measure my hard prick, whatever the night
i use my [bad word] as a yardstick to measure my height
i'm healing myself
got a hole in my pocket and i'm feeling myself

i'm like wu tang
your art's cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can
the rapper who can destroy mere humans
 [bad word] your facelift
 [bad word] your played whip
i built a space ship to ride in while you're [bad word] earth
i'm owning all the aliens who emcee in the universe
the ten best rappers is a list of me
I exist to be the greatest rapper in history
built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle
taught Plato to rap and then kicked his [bad word] in a battle
I'm best rapper alive
who gets mistaken for michael cera
everywhere that he drives
 [bad word] michael cera, you weren't so superbad
when i was riding you around rodeo yelling who's your dad?